You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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