Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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