He kissed a someone with a penis
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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