There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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