i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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