I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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