The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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