You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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