whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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