ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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