I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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