so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
