His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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