I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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