I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
