I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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