Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I FOUND THE LEGS
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Randomize
