i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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