I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
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