yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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