Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
you never un-have a 4some
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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