This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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