she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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