i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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