She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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