doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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