he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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