Don't you send me to vm
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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