fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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