Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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