I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
