remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
