I need help removing her.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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