I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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