But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
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