therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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