I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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