and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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