what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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