i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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