She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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