i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
You're like the curious george of whores
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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