What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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