woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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