..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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