Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
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