The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
We got so high we made milksteak
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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