he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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