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he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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