I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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