they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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