She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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