I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
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