her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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