ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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